What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.