What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.