What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

24 Hour Jokes More 24 Hour Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.