What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.