What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.