What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"