What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense