How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry