Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Sue she
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
a Snapping Turtle
Fast and Furious 7
Algorithm.
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
