Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Because they rappel men and women.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
Swed-ish.
Lost
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
