How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!