What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Snap Turtle Jokes More Snap Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!