What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle