What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!