What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle