What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle