Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..