Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.