Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.