Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..