What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.