What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.