How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean