How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.