How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.