They tend to be shells of their former selves
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A she shell.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Dead.
Shell fish......
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
He went to the Shell station.
A crustacean
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
A pocket full of shells.
Because they never get out of their shell
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They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
Because he was self-CONCH-ious.
Shell.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Play hide and shell.
They use snail polish.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.
For the drizzle
So he could bring his 'sub' on
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.
A good start.
A Sandy Hook survivor
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
The Game.
What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .
Shellfies
