They tend to be shells of their former selves
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A she shell.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Dead.
Shell fish......
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
He went to the Shell station.
A crustacean
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
A pocket full of shells.
Because they never get out of their shell
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They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
Because he was self-CONCH-ious.
Shell.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Play hide and shell.
They use snail polish.
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
Cryptic code.
They're not trigger errors.
Because at any moment they could bleet out
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
She grew out of her b-shells
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A Sandy Hook survivor
Bed you can't guess who I am!
I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
