Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.