How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.