How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.