How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"