How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.