What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.