What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.