What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.