What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.