What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject