What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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He's gladiator.

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I'm font of you.

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Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.