What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.