What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.