Flush Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Cistern Jokes More Cistern Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

John Jokes More John Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.