Flush Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

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End Jokes More End Jokes

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

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2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.