Flush Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.