He flushed.
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An - nflushable loating bject
Because it was deterred.
Because it was a Number 2.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because it was his duty.
Flush the toilet.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because inertia is a property of matter.
Duty. Honor.
The Sims
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
CELINE WUT R U DION
A dungalow
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
The number of the car that hit him.
A roamin' numeral.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
A Curtis-y flush
A midwife crisis.