Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.