Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.