Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: