Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: