Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son