It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Leave a plunger in the toilet
His Dookie Houser
An - nflushable loating bject
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Call of Duty: Economic Warfare
They're practically non existent.
One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: