Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.