Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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In the toilet.

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Because it was deterred.

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He flushed.

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On duty

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They respawn.

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An Ex-Man.

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Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son