A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.
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Coffee Mug
7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Ho, tell me where my money is!
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction
one is a superhero and the other is a command.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
The Sims
Because it was out of tuna.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Because the p is silent
Because it was a Number 2.
A zomBEE!
People are dying to get in.
Flush the toilet.
