7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.