7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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