7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago