Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.