Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son