Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son