How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.