How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.