What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.