What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.