Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.