Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.