Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.