Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!