What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !