What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.