What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.