What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.