What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.