What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.