What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers