What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!