How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.