How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies