How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!