How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.