Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror