Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree