Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.