Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.