Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.