Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

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Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle