Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.