Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!