Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!