Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!