Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.