Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.