Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.