Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.