Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.