Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.