Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
This needs to happen.
Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
They do Yoda.
Guardians of the Galaxy
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
Because it wasn't his real dad