Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad