Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
Noone cares.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Layhehoo
Whats up M8?
The guardians of the galaxy!
Because it wasn't his real dad