What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.