What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys