A sic joke
In the kitchen.
Because with them it always works out.
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
I don't remember.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because they hate Capitalism.