What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.