What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.