What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)