Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.