Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.