Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)