Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7