Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P