Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.