Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."