Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!