Because he was checking her out.
It checks the tornado watch.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Just put it on my bill
ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
SLAP!