What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."