Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.