Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."