Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!