What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh