What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log