What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio