What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!