What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.