What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !