What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.