What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.