Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!