Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !