Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.