Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!