Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

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Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.