Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Zikachu.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What are you doing, creep?

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.