Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.