Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!