Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.