Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.