Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo