Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!