Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu