Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why do Italian men have mustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."