Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!