Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."