Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why do Italian men have mustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.