Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because it follows the path of least resistance
Because they always surrender!
Paddy O'Furniture
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."