He came to work baked.
Because he was always coming in a little behind.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Neither work.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
A gramma ray
He is risen.
Ask your dad.
Because it was crumby.
