Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.