Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.