Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.