Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.