Original Jokes.
Don't cry, it's only a joke
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
A Poptometrist!
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)