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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Funny Joke Jokes More Funny Joke Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball