Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...