One is small and the Other is small minded!
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
Money.
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
It's a long line of midgets!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
